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Mamie’s has the best girls in town ready to fulfill a gentleman’s every desire…

As I set out on this Black Friday adventure to the mall, I’m wondering what my sexy Scrooge hero, Nick Radnor, is doing today. Certainly Mr. One-Percenter is not standing in line at Walmart or Best Buy.

No, no. Not this hunky Wall Street stock trader who thinks nothing of dropping $5,000 for a suit or a measly $3,000 for a bottle of champagne.

I imagine Nick is at MAMIE’S, his Gentlemen’s Club, checking out the girls for his, um, favorite pasttime…BDSM.

Wouldn’t it be fun if the girls at Mamie’s ran Black Friday Sales?

I think so. So here you go. MAMIE’S Black Friday Deals just for you Nick Radnors out there looking for personalized Holiday BDSM treats:

Two pairs of girls wearing Christmas stockings and nothing else for the price of one.

Half off on caning.

Private “Strip-Mas” show at Midnight for early shoppers only.

Christmas suckers wearing cherry-flavored lipstick at 75 percent off.

And here is my favorite:

Christmas comes but once a year, but at Mamie’s, we guarantee you’ll come more than once, then come again!

Happy Holidays and have a Cruel Yule!!

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